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‘I Just Want The Same Food As Everyone Else’

My mom has always said that I’m ‘the same kid,’ but lately it seems like she just wants the same foods as everyone else. I can f...

FBI Chief: ‘These Descent Of Pigs To The Oval Office’ A Phenomenon

WASHINGTON—Claiming it was “essentially a virus and not an actual disease,” FBI Director Christopher W. Riley told reporters Thu...

Massive New Eruption Of Human Flesh Shown From Space

The NASA-funded Global Exoskeleton Project is a $1 billion project to wear a synthetic fiber augmented-reality suit that will en...

I Can't Believe I Ever Thought Getting Pregnant Would Be Easy

God, I am so terrified of being pregnant right now. It is the most terrifying thing imaginable. And that is before you even cons...

Six-Month-Old Baby Can't Believe Mom is Doing This To Him

BRIDGEWATER, CO—Noting that she was literally just tripping out of the way and was ignoring the fact that he was a 3-month-old, ...

‘The Cosby Show’ Criticizes The Victim

The Cosby Show critic Bill O’Reilly questioned the motives behind the victim’s decision to come forward and accuse Cosby of drug...

Comcast, Time Warner Cable Pull Off $400 Million Loss In Second Quarter

Comcast and Time Warner Cable said Tuesday they had finished the second quarter of their combined bankroll without a profit, a f...

I Have A Problem

I just gave birth to a baby boy and, in the first few weeks after I gave birth, I experienced a series of debilitating, life-alt...

Video Of Mom Teaching Daughter How To Shave Legs

A local mom is teaching her daughter how to shave her legs, but she's not afraid to tell her that, in order to get the illusion ...

Romney Campaign Releases Cliffs Notes On Those Who Descend Against The Wall

NEW YORK—In an effort to help voters better understand how they would vote in November’s presidential election, a leading candid...

Study: Majority Of Banking, Insurance Industry Money Now Comes From High-Powered Companies

NEW YORK—Chronologically analyzing financial transactions in more than 500 high-powered companies, a study released Monday by th...

Kenny and I’ve Been Together For Four Years

We’ve been together for four years now, and I can’t tell you how many times you guys have called me out on the phone or texted m...

Mitt Romney Admits To Leaving Country To Avoid Tax Schemes

NEW YORK—Despite repeatedly claiming he was on a diplomatic mission, billionaire Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney a...

Seemingly Everyone In D.C. But Not The White House

WASHINGTON—In the wake of a massacre in Oregon that left nine dead and dozens more injured, sources reported Monday that the nat...

Man Can’t Believe He’s Getting Every Last Dollar From One Of These Pregnant Women

KENOSHA, WI—Admitting that he was “kind of shocked” to realize that he’d be receiving tens of thousands of dollars in welfare pa...

Philando Castile Gave Up Gun For Legal Gun

A Minnesota man has been charged with manslaughter for giving his handgun to his girlfriend, who then used it to shoot Philando ...

After a long and arduous battle, the Republican Party finally managed to keep Donald Trump from the Oval Office

WASHINGTON—Touting the historic achievement as a cornerstone of their campaign, the Republican Party officially confirmed this m...

‘I’m Just Trying To Get Back In Touch With My Kids,’ Says Failing Marriage

A former teacher is now a failed marriage, a man in his 40s is now an unemployed man, and a woman wonders why she never went bac...

‘The Champions’ Has Delayed To 2025

The film adaptation of the popular children’s book The Champions will reportedly be released in early 2020, marking the 20th cen...

New ‘Fake Fake News’-Style ‘News’ Web Site Opens

The name “Fake Fake News” was made the official news source on the Microsoft Internet Explorer web browser, the first of what wi...

Bible Verses In Olympic Games

The Bible of the Bible, which contains more than 1,000 volumes, contains passages of the Bible that have been translated into ov...

Major League Baseball To Play In New, Independent Stadium

HOUSTON—In response to criticism of the stadium’s lackluster attendance and low attendance rates, Major League Baseball official...

Researchers Find It Only Matters To See What You Want If You Want To Live Longer

BERKELEY, CA—Warning that the findings of future research are likely to revolutionize the way we look at longevity, a study publ...

Scientists Create Smaller, Faster Way To Exercise

Researchers have developed a new hybrid exercise bike that uses a small, lightweight device to help users go faster on a treadmi...

California To Ban Mountain Dew Bottles

California has the power to adopt laws to ban the sale of Mountain Dew bottles, the beverage manufacturer that many believe is e...

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