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‘The Cosby Show’ Criticizes The Victim
The Cosby Show critic Bill O’Reilly questioned the motives behind the victim’s decision to come forward and accuse Cosby of drug...
‘The Champions’ Has Delayed To 2025
The film adaptation of the popular children’s book The Champions will reportedly be released in early 2020, marking the 20th cen...
German's Suggesting That He See The New ‘Black Panther’ Trailer
ROME—In a series of cryptic tweets, the German government reportedly suggested that the man who directed the new Black Panther f...
Bond Misses Saigon
The latest installment in the Bond franchise, Spectre, opened at No. 1 in the U.S. box office.
Study: No One Knows If You’ll Ever See This Face
NEW YORK—After reviewing hundreds of personal accounts of individuals from across the country, a study released Monday by the Un...
Actor Matthew McConaughey Blocked On Screen By Actor Who Hasn’t Shown Up For A Year
LOS ANGELES—Kicking his feet out from underneath him as the actor tried to walk away, the person who has not shown up for a year...
Prince Harry Returns To The White House
Prince Harry, the current heir to the British throne, will return to England in June after a year in the U.S.
Special Olympics National
The limited-time, $55 special-event edition of the Olympic Games will be distributed to participants this Sunday.
Nation’s Haters Wet On Television
NEW YORK—A new poll of Americans found that, once again, the nation’s haters are wet again.
‘The Last Of Us: The Art Of The Unfinished Contract’ Released
Sony has announced that The Last Of Us: The Art Of The Unfinished Contract will be the first game in the series to be devoured b...
‘The Legend Of Zorro’ Will Be Released In 2016
Warner Bros. has announced that the next installment of their popular series, The Legend Of Zorro, will be released in 2016.
Researchers Find Majority Of Kicking, Screaming, And Other Forms Of Violence In Movies
DURHAM, NC—Citing a number of methodological and practical improvements, a study released Friday by the University of North Caro...
Christian Bale, Jennifer Lawrence Urge Pence To Cut It Out
CHRISTIAN BAXTER, Jennifer Lawrence, and several other prominent Christian and LGBTQ rights leaders have urged Republican nomine...
The History Of The ‘Cats’
This week marks the 50th anniversary of the film The Cat In The Hat, which starred Bing Crosby, Charles Barkley, and two other c...
'Game Of Thrones' Performance Review Predicting That 18-Year-Old Will Become One Of History's Most Cute, Dazzling Characters
NEW YORK—Describing the process of auditioning hundreds of talented young actors, a performance review handed out Wednesday by t...
Just Say The Word That Makes Me Angry
SPRINGFIELD, IL—Taking a deep breath, local resident Peter Lefevre reportedly told himself just last night what would make him a...
Ken Burns To Produce Documentary On Obesity, Melting Ice Caps
A documentary on the subject will be released in early 2018.
Sometimes It Just Seems So Unappealing To Watch The World's Richest People
I know that some of you are saying ‘Well, I’m just a rich person,’ and that the rich people are a bunch of big, greedy people wh...
J.J. Abrams Confident He Can Make 'Star Wars' Sequel
LOS ANGELES—In a television interview on Thursday, J.J. Abrams, director of the Star Wars standalone film The Last Jedi, told re...
New Porn Star Guests
The American Film Institute is taking a hard look at porn stars in this week's Film Standard.
Hollywood's New ‘Rise Of An Empire’ Trailer
NEW YORK—In an attempt to make the campaign as accessible as possible for the general public, Hollywood’s new “Rise of an Empire...
Report: Millions Of Americans Unprepared For ‘The Force Awakens’
WASHINGTON—Saying the daunting task was truly overwhelming, the United States Department of Agriculture released a report Tuesda...
New 'Fast And Furious' Trailer Teases Possible ‘Fast And Furious’ Sequel
The new “Fast And Furious” trailer debuted via Social Media this morning, teasing that a sequel to the 2013 film in the series i...
Queen Elizabeth II Celebrates 50th Anniversary
The Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of England, Princess of Wales, and the highest-ranking female monarch in the world, passed away on...
'The Force Awakens' Opens
The first chapter of the Star Wars saga on December 18 opens in theaters.
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