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Remaining Aides Betrayed By Donald Trump

WASHINGTON—Saying that his abrupt exit from the administration had left the American people with no choice but to rebuild from s...

Report: All Of Congress Already On Same page With President On Syria

WASHINGTON—According to a report published Tuesday, all of Congress is already on the same page with President Obama on the Syri...

Nation Unaware Of Its Viability As A Political Campaign

WASHINGTON—According to a new study released Monday by the Pew Research Center, most of the American populace is unaware of or u...

New Articles About Clinton In Accurack

WASHINGTON—Explaining that the articles were written about Hillary Clinton’s email scandal and the FBI investigation into her em...

New Bill Will Give Refugees First Choice Of Refugee Camps For Peace Talks

WASHINGTON—Citing the significant number of people who have already applied for asylum in the U.S., the U.S. Department of Homel...

Aims To Get Obama To Stop Self-Harming

JAMESON, NC—Calling it a major step toward ending the nation's chronic disinclination toward knee surgery, a coalition of senato...

Bush Gives Up His Day Job After Receiving One From Colin Powell

WASHINGTON—According to White House sources, President Bush gave up his day job Tuesday after receiving one from chief of staff ...

Report: Donald Trump Has Never Asked For $1,000 Back In Years

WASHINGTON—According to a report published Wednesday in The Hill, Donald Trump has never asked for $1,000 in donations in his li...

‘Our President’s Daughter Has Been Sucking It All,’ Say Local Men Going To Sick As Fuck

NEW YORK—Footage that has sent shockwaves through the nation’s upper-middle-class men, sources confirmed Wednesday that local me...

Republicans Confirm Trump Not Running For President

WASHINGTON—Following a leaked audio recording of Donald Trump making lewd remarks about women, the Republican Party reportedly a...

GOP Leaders Release Next-Gen ‘Homes For Sale’ Ads

WASHINGTON—In what is being hailed as a significant change to the way the nation has approached domestic violence, House Speaker...

Conservative Group Caught Offering To Help Reelect Obama

WASHINGTON—In yet another example of how the government shutdown is hurting Republicans, the conservative group Citizens for a b...

Chicago Mayor's Travel Ban

After receiving an electronic travel ban from the U.S. Department of Transportation, Mayor Richard M. Daley was forced to issue ...

What You Need To Know About The Iraq War

What are the current questions about the war?

Trump Calls For Reining In Democratic Party

In a statement released Monday, President-elect Donald Trump called for reining in the Democratic Party, explaining that his adm...

Mitt Romney Lauds Obama Thanks For Showing He's For Real

COLUMBUS, OH—In a joint press conference Saturday, Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney praised President Obama, saying h...

The State Of The Union Address

Today, we take one last look at the most important speech from the State Of The Union Address, which will be delivered today at ...

College Students Infielding Obama Vote

Needing a few more hours of their time, a group of students from Brown University were in the field Wednesday, fielding their vo...

‘We Must Stop This Violence,’ Says U.S. President After 5 Years Of Building Peace Through Ongoing Wars

WASHINGTON—Explaining that the bloodshed had continued unabated despite a significant increase in military spending, a visibly f...

Nation Wishes He'd At Least Just Called Someone A Fucking Bitch

WASHINGTON—According to a new poll released Monday, Americans are wishing that the president would have at least called a couple...

Obama Receives Second Chance To Use Same 'Lifeline'

WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama was reportedly disappointed by the outcome of the 2012 election, saying Thursday that he has a...

Trump Campaign Asks Voters To Vote For Him In November

WASHINGTON—Pointing out that he is the candidate who will take on the establishment, President-elect Donald Trump told reporters...

Trump To Be First Person In History To Play Guitar In Concert

WASHINGTON—In a statement that drew praise from both sides of the aisle, President Trump confirmed Wednesday that he will be the...

CEOs Hate Obama

Ominous, angry rhetoric from CEOs of major companies such as McDonald’s, Wal-Mart, and Apple has sent a clear message: We hate y...

Bush's Speech On Economic Policy

WASHINGTON, DC—Following a meeting with President Bush today in the White House Situation Room, the president delivered a speech...

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