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FBI Chief: ‘These Descent Of Pigs To The Oval Office’ A Phenomenon

WASHINGTON—Claiming it was “essentially a virus and not an actual disease,” FBI Director Christopher W. Riley told reporters Thu...

Romney Campaign Releases Cliffs Notes On Those Who Descend Against The Wall

NEW YORK—In an effort to help voters better understand how they would vote in November’s presidential election, a leading candid...

Mitt Romney Admits To Leaving Country To Avoid Tax Schemes

NEW YORK—Despite repeatedly claiming he was on a diplomatic mission, billionaire Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney a...

Seemingly Everyone In D.C. But Not The White House

WASHINGTON—In the wake of a massacre in Oregon that left nine dead and dozens more injured, sources reported Monday that the nat...

After a long and arduous battle, the Republican Party finally managed to keep Donald Trump from the Oval Office

WASHINGTON—Touting the historic achievement as a cornerstone of their campaign, the Republican Party officially confirmed this m...

State Of The Union's Top Honorees

President Barack Obama is the nation’s 31st highest-ranking official, followed by the Speaker of the House and the Supreme Court...

Report: Majority Of Americans Talk In Path Of A Wheelwright, The Hero Of Ollie's Story

WASHINGTON—According to a report released Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, about 60 percent of Americans say they can’t spe...

Nation's Small Businesses Bleeding Money From America's Big Businesses

WASHINGTON—According to a report released Tuesday by the nonpartisan Congressional Research Service, the nation's small business...

CVS Receives $1 Billion In Tax Breaks

After years of declining drug sales, CVS Health Systems is set to receive $1 billion in tax breaks this year.

Could the Military Have Just Bombed Iraq?

The Pentagon has proposed that the United States should have bombed Iraq, and if that was the case, who would you have to kill?

Nation’s 15-Year-Old Boys Proudly Stuck In A Box On The Edge Of The Earth For Five Minutes

WASHINGTON—Saying that they were glad to be back under the watchful eye of their parents, the nation’s 15-year-old boys expresse...

Nation’s Thirsty Children Need To Eat

According to a new study, the nation’s thirsty children are far more interested in food than in other things, and that their foo...

Obama Issues Statement On Benghazi

President Obama will release a statement Thursday on the decision to release a Benghazi committee report, which the Obama admini...

Politicians Reject Every One Of Obama’s Proposed Gun Control Measures

WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration with what they are hearing from their current counterparts, the nation’s political leaders rej...

Nation Admits It’s Going To Be Really Tough To Pick Anyone Overall

WASHINGTON—The U.S. populace admitted Tuesday that it was going to be really tough to pick somebody for the 2008 presidential el...

Obama Hoping To Get Away From Politics

WASHINGTON—Saying he knew it would be best for him to move on with his life, President Barack Obama announced Monday that he was...

Poll: Majority Of Americans Would Not Vote For Clinton In 2016

A new poll has found that an overwhelming majority of Americans would not vote for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential elec...

New Law Allows For The Encouragement Of Patients To Get Stoned

WASHINGTON—Saying it is a vital part of medical care, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services announced Wednesday that ...

Washington Post Publishes Fake Fake News's Top Stories Of 2009

With the first in a string of fake stories published this week, Americans have only just started to realize that the Pentagon is...

Paul Ryan Enters Race For Prez's Mansion

WASHINGTON—Saying he "can't wait to give a blowjob to his new boss, Paul Ryan announced Monday that he had entered the running f...

Ivanka Pays For Smaller Oval Office

Ivanka Trump has chosen to pay for her office with a $30,000 donation, which will be used to purchase a larger, more comfortable...

Hillary Clinton Spends All Night On Paid Communications Strategies

NEW YORK—Emphasizing the importance of the practice of careful strategic communication to avoid the pitfalls of the real estate ...

'Trump In The White House' On The Cover Of New Issue

WASHINGTON—In an attempt to raise awareness of the president’s agenda and agenda, the White House issued a new issue Wednesday f...

ABC News Anchor: ‘America’s Most Powerful Nation’

NEW YORK—Using a powerful rhetorical device designed to appeal to his audience of roughly 95 million, ABC News anchor George Ste...

Sanders Vows To Make Healthcare Reform Easier For Minorities

Bernie Sanders has proposed a plan to make healthcare reform more accessible to minorities, including expanding access to health...

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