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Steve Bannon Calls For Massive Tax Cut For Rich Americans

Donald Trump’s choice for White House chief strategist, Steve Bannon, an ardent Trump supporter, has called for a massive tax cu...

Real Human Being Tries To Send Make-Believe Quickly To Head Of Nation's Veterans Affairs Department

WASHINGTON—Calling the matter "non-fatal," and "charmed," local real-life P.S. I'm a real life P.S. I'm a real person."

Social-Justice Warrior On Fox News Claims Al-Qaeda Will Come To Take Over

The Fox News commentator who claimed the Bush administration was considering a preemptive strike on al-Qaeda and that the 9/11 a...

Congress To Hold Iffy, Yet Essential, Kavanaugh Hearing

WASHINGTON—Calling it a “critical” hearing that will likely take up the majority of Kavanaugh’s career, Congress confirmed Tuesd...

‘It’s A Little Advertised, But I Can’t Help But Worry If People Think I’m A God,’ Says Trump

NEW YORK—Saying that in the midst of a difficult time in the nation’s history, President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that...

Obama: 'We Need To Find A Way To Get Rid Of All The Warring States, Because Now Everyone Can Accidentally Call You A Terrorist'

DALLAS—Amid protests from members of his own party, President Barack Obama announced Tuesday that, in order to stop the nation f...

'The Middle East Crisis' Exposes US Military's Role In Funding Radical Islamic Extremism In The Middle East

WASHINGTON—In what a coalition of leading national security experts described as a major national security crisis, the Middle Ea...

Report: U.S. Could Have Easily Dropped 80% Of World's Population

WASHINGTON—In light of the Trump administration’s decision to pull out of the Paris climate agreement, a report released Thursda...

Clinton Campaign Touts As Successful Primary

The Clinton campaign will spend $10 million on TV advertising in Mississippi, a state where Clinton ran a successful campaign in...

Nation’s Future Leaders Get A Chance To Lead The World

WASHINGTON—After a tongue-lashing display of fists, a series of bloody noses, and a series of gut-wrenching body slams, the enti...

‘Goddammit, I’m Going To Get Cut Out Of This Thing’ Says Evidently Necessarily A Woman Who Has Been Cutting Off Everything From Birth To Death

WASHINGTON—Calling it “one of the most important and morally consequential decisions” in her entire life, a seemingly inexact co...

Republicans Can’t Have It Both Ways

Why, you ask? For years, Republicans have been advocating for a more muscular defense budget that reduces the deficit with a sim...

Rumsfeld Puts On Blue Jeans, Tops The Hill, Smiles, Takes The Stage

WASHINGTON, DC—A flustered, sleeveless, and laughing President George W. Bush took the stage at the Republican National Conventi...

New Report Finds Americans Are Being Brainwashed To Hate Political Animals

WASHINGTON—In the wake of a disturbing study confirming that the majority of Americans are completely brainwashed to hate politi...

‘Is There Really Any Way To Prevent This?’ Questions Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON—Concerned about the rise in violent crime in the nation’s largest urban area, a local Associated Press reporter was r...

Russian Albatrosses Utterly Depraved

A Russian prosecutor has found that Vladimir Putin personally ordered the torture and killing of journalists in order to smear a...

Student Sentenced To Spend Year In Prison For Kidnapping

BETHESDA, MD—The U.S. Department of Justice announced Tuesday that an 8-year-old Palestinian girl has been sentenced to spend th...

Obama Revives Nation's Favorite -‘Reagan’-T-Shirt

WASHINGTON—After spending a year of intensive research and development to develop a highly efficient, energy-efficient and envir...

Report: Nation Has More Than 1,000 'Fake Fake News' Journalists

NEW YORK—In a startling revelation that has stunned the nation, an report released Monday by the Federal Communications Commissi...

Journalist's First Big Story Of The Year

WASHINGTON—Following his initial reporting on the ongoing controversy surrounding the White House’s decision to ban travel from ...

Friedman Asks For More Money To Build New Housing

WASHINGTON—After a series of failed attempts to raise the $700 million needed for a new housing project, Treasury Secretary Timo...

Trump Caught Writing Out Of Own Phonebook

NEW YORK—Sifting through his phone as he worked through the messages, Donald Trump reportedly found himself reportedly caught wr...

Spam Report: No Spam

WASHINGTON—A report released by the Federal Communications Commission Monday revealed that there is no spam on the Internet.

‘Fake Fake News’ Has An In-Depth Look At How Fake Fake News Is Funded

In an exclusive interview, the founder of Fake Fake News, a right-leaning, online news site, detailed how the satire-like journa...

The Brady Campaign Raises Over $10 Million For Brady Campaign

WASHINGTON—Citing the recent event’s success in raising not only millions of dollars, but a serious amount of cash as well, The ...

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