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U.S. Education Minister: 'Teachers Are Not Just Cars For Kids To Drive To School Like'

WASHINGTON, DC—In response to a series of recent classroom-related reports, U.S. Education Secretary John King, who proudly cont...

Obama Defends Closing Guantanamo Bay To No One But Himself

WASHINGTON—President Obama defended the decision to close the prison facility to the public Monday, saying that it was an import...

‘Good Morning,’ Says Donald Trump To NBC News Anchor Who Supposedly Wasn’t Watching

WASHINGTON—Saying he was simply responding to the anchor’s questions about the economy, President Donald Trump reportedly addres...

Trump Was Going To Make It Out Of Fade To Fix Nation, But Then He Picked Up Another Word And He Said, 'Whoa, I Think I'm Fucking Myself'

WASHINGTON—Saying that the word had been a huge relief to him, President Trump was reportedly going to use the word “fade” Thurs...

Latest E-Mails Reveal Hillary Clinton At Cheese Factory

NEW YORK—In one of the most damaging revelations of her presidential campaign so far, the latest batch of Hillary Clinton’s e-ma...

Obama Admits He Just Looking For A Second-Rate Cable News Host To Squeal At In Body

WASHINGTON—As a result of a series of breaking news reports challenging his credibility, President Obama admitted Wednesday that...

The Man Who Shot Reagan In The Head

WASHINGTON—In the aftermath of the Republican National Committee’s decision to stop operating a fundraising email list for Mitt ...

Obama and Biden: 'No One In 2014'

The two men are meeting with several members of Congress this weekend to discuss their options for the presidential nominee.

Report: Hillary Clinton Is Still Cheating On Anthony Weiner

LOS ANGELES—Saying that she had been unable to provide any evidence of her latest swindles, the same report released Monday conf...

Trump Says He Wasn’t Done With His Job At DraftKings Until Late October

WASHINGTON—Telling reporters that he had been hit really hard by the user reviews and the media criticism, President Trump told ...

Bush Sends Navy Begins Announcing Plans To Search For Missing Baby

WASHINGTON—The U.S. Navy announced Monday that it has launched the first phase of an effort to find and rescue missing baby Amel...

Obama Urges America To Put Its Failure On Us

WASHINGTON—President Obama delivered a passionate and impassioned response to the nation’s sub-par job performance Tuesday, sayi...

Obama Lacks Love For Country

WASHINGTON—As the nation heads toward another presidential election, President Obama is struggling to find love for the country,...

Pro-Trump Strategist Prepares For Possible Claps Of Disgruntled Employees

WASHINGTON—Saying he had no idea how the media would react to his sudden departure, White House Strategist Stephen Miller report...

Senate Blames His Own Health Care Bill For Failure

WASHINGTON—In the midst of several embarrassing and embarrassing setbacks to his legislative agenda, Senate Majority Leader Harr...

Obama Longs For More Time To Think About What He Can Actually Get Out Of This Impressive Job He’s Got Right Now

WASHINGTON—In the midst of yet another disappointing month for the nation, President Barack Obama told reporters Wednesday that ...

Pro-Obama News Group To Broadcast 'Obama Moment' On All Its Radio Stations

WASHINGTON—In an effort to counteract the false and irresponsible media coverage of the presidential campaign, the White House P...

U.S. Butts Up To Kazakhstan To Help Stop Oil Rig Explosion

WASHINGTON—In an effort to assist in the investigation into the April 4 oil rig explosion, the United States and Kazakhstan held...

Obama Hides Enactment Of Bathroom Bill

WASHINGTON—In a move to keep the issue under wraps until the midterm elections, President Obama announced Friday that he was hid...

Nation Wants To Know If It Could Have A Big Bang That Would Have Made It Too Hot For Apartment Therapy Anything

WASHINGTON—In a press conference Friday, the nation wanted to know if it could have a big bang that would have made it too hot f...

Obama Delivers Inaugural Address

President Barack Obama delivered his inaugural address to a joint session of Congress.

Congress Lifts Ban On Gun Sales

In the aftermath of the tragic Columbine shooting, Congress voted to lift the ban on gun sales.

Obama Announces He Will Be Forced To Face The Music Anywhere

WASHINGTON—In a surprising resurgence from the candidate he announced he would be forced to face down and face the music once he...

‘I’m A Tough Guy, I’m A Tough Guy,’ Says President

WASHINGTON—Lowering his voice while outlining his grueling past of political fighting and public standoffs, President Trump repo...

Pentagon Files Lawsuit Against Trump

The Pentagon filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump over the president’s intent to fire former Director of the CIA John Brennan.

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