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Mets Unveil New Blue-And-Gray Uniforms For Fans
NEW YORK—In a move that has reportedly caused widespread confusion among New York Mets fans, the team unveiled a new set of blue...
Blame For Stress, Anxiety, Depression In NFL Week Three
The NFL season is underway, and as players and coaches prepare for the upcoming games, their stress can cause players to develop...
Scandalous, Boring NBA Game Feature Takes Hours To Obtain
NEW YORK—In what is being called a colossal and utterly bizarre innovation by the league's biggest sports fan, the NBA's coverag...
Baseball Star Judge Wants To Be Number One In All The Wrong Ways
NEW YORK—In a recent interview with the New York Post, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez expressed his desire to be the numbe...
Chris Johnson Wants To Do Something About The Fucking Culture
I'm a football fan with a big heart. So I'm always pushing for something to change, even if it means we go back to the way thing...
Laid-Back NHL Team Has Only One Goal In First 7 Minutes
CHICAGO—Noting the absence of any scoring chances, no goal after the first 10 minutes, and a total lack of shots on goal, source...
Judges Weigh In On Whether Cheerio Is Good Enough To Be Featured In 'A League Of Their Own'
NEW YORK—Mayor Michael Bloomberg and team of judges from the NCAA Basketball Tournament were reportedly still struggling to weig...
Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, John Stockton, Tim Duncan, Pau Gasol, Karl Malone, Clifton Frank.
The three greatest major-league teams of all time, the three greatest major-league teams of the past 30 years, and Michael Jordan.
Brian Urlacher: 'I Need To Clear My Cache, Get Going On A Damn Farm'
NEW YORK—Sports-entertainment analyst Brian Urlacher confirmed Tuesday that he has to clear his cache, get going on a damn farm,...
New Study Finds Most NFL Players' Health May Be Lower
NEW YORK—A new study released by the American Lung Association has found that in addition to the direct health risks associated ...
Serena Williams Throws First Ball In NBA Slam-Dunk Contest
NEW YORK—Serena Williams, the first woman to successfully complete an NBA slam-dunk contest, threw her first-ever professional b...
A-Rod's Torn MCL Filtered On Purpose To Be Better For Baseball
NEW YORK—A-Rod was reportedly cleared to play baseball at the conclusion of the third inning of the second game of the Mets–Pira...
Dolphins Agree To Release Every Last One Of Ryan Tannehill’s Assholes From NFL Team
MIAMI—Following several weeks of back-and-forth negotiations, the Miami Dolphins have finally agreed to release every last one o...
Protesting Players Pulling Incredibly Height-Defying Fours
NEW YORK—In the wake of the Giants' stunning loss to the Washington Nationals, players across the league have taken to social me...
The NFL’s Top 50 Players Of 2014
With the NFL season underway, Fake Fake News Sports takes a quick look at the league’s top 50 players of 2014.
The World's Most Popular Super Bowl Practice Spot
NEW YORK—With the NFL season underway, the average fan of professional football is now familiar with the practice of slapping th...
Celtics Sign LeBron James
The Celtics have signed LeBron James to a five-year deal that includes $84 million guaranteed.
The Economist’s Top 10 Most Anticipated St. Louis Events
With the NFL season underway, Fake Fake News Sports has assembled the most anticipated events in the city this year.
Study Finds Majority Of Americans Have No Idea What Happened To Bud Selig’s Pants
NEW YORK—A study released Tuesday by the University of New Mexico has found that a majority of Americans are completely unaware ...
‘I Couldn’t Believe What A Nice Guy’ Really Cried Inside Cleveland Indians Game
CLEVELAND—Expressing his genuine affection for the player, players and coaches, Indians manager Bryan Price told reporters Frida...
No One On My Team Will Ever Have To Bear The Shame Of Being Hated By Everyone
I’m a proud, well-adjusted, and fine human being. I don’t need anyone on my team to be ashamed that they are the most hated pers...
Nation’s Most Popular Sports Teams
Fake Fake News Sports examines the most popular teams in the U.S. and rates them from 1 to 5.
Veteran Brady Quinn Dies
Brady Quinn's patella tendon ruptured while sledding and he died in a New Hampshire ski-jump.
I Don't Know Why, But I'm The A.J. Hits Of ESPN
My name is A.J. Pierzynski. I am the A.J. hit of ESPN.com, the A.J. hit of America's Style Magazine, and the A.J. hit of The New...
My Life With The Mets
I first made the Mets my home in August of '97, and I had no idea that by the time the season was over, I would be going on to p...
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