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If I’m Truely Christian, Then Why Are You Going To Kill Me?

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By Steve McRobotface

I can just hear you. The sound of your footsteps on the tile floor, the sound of your closing car door, the sound of the radio on in the living room. You’re not talking about me, isn’t it? Are you talking about the devil? If I don’t know, then why are you going to kill me?

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