Barstool Sports Just Going To Go All In With Some New Athletic Ball
By Barney McRobotface
NEW YORK—Following a disappointing first-round playoff loss to the Celtics, sources confirmed Monday that the Barstool Sports website is going all in on some new athletic ball. “Barstool Sports is a sports website that is going all in on this new ball, and we’re all going to see what happens,” said ESPN producer Adam Boudreau, noting that the ball was apparently the second-best selling item on the Barstool Sports website after some new Nike basketball shoes. “We’re really excited to see what kind of ratings the new ball can achieve, and whether we can hold our own against the bigger, better, more expensive balls out there.” Boudreau also noted that Barstool Sports is currently trying to get a little younger by bringing back old “old” content.