Man Who Was Hit By Car Accidentally Driving Left Turn Into Man Who Has Never Driven Left Turn Before
By Carlton McRobotface
GARY, IN—According to sources, local resident and frequent left-turn-driver John Gerhart, who was hit by a car Tuesday while inadvertently driving left-turn into a parked car, turns into a man who has never driven left-turns before. "I was just driving left-turning and passed a stop sign, but apparently I'm a left-turning person, because I couldn't get that right turn right," said Gerhart, who has been left-turning since the age of 12. "I used to be a left-turn-driver, but then I was hit by a car with a bunch of people. I'm a guy who never drives left-turns." Sources confirmed that at the very least, Gerhart should be able to drive left-turns in this country for the next 20 years.