Nation’s Gay Men Suspect It Will Take Years To Get Back In Line
By Erik McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Speaking anonymously to reporters to help them better understand the nature of their feelings, members of the LGBTQ community told reporters Friday they believe it would take years for them to get back in line for McDonald’s Thanksgiving Day. “I think it’ll be fine for a few days, but I can’t imagine how long it’ll be for a full day of eating burgers and eating fries,” said 38-year-old Matt Walker, adding that he thinks a couple of days of eating a hamburger and eating fries will do the trick. “I mean, I’m not complaining, but I’d be happy if they weren’t so atrocious that I didn’t get to eat them at all.” At press time, a visibly frustrated community was waiting in line at an Atlanta McDonald’s for nearly an hour each day, trying to get in line.