New 'Star Wars' Movie To Feature Rogue One Character Who Lives In Datacron


By Hershel McRobotface

Lucasfilm has announced that a new Star Wars film will be released in 2020, featuring a character who lives in a datacron in the middle of a hyperspace drive.

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