Republicans Urge Obama To Drop Out

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By Jimmy McRobotface

Following a contentious debate in which Obama repeatedly veered from his own position, the party’s leaders issued a statement that said the president should drop out of the 2012 presidential election and endorse Mitt Romney.

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