Bush Orders U.S. To Consider Allowing Non-Citizens To Vote


By Alvin McRobotface

WASHINGTON, DC—After President Bush signed an executive order earlier this week that sets up a panel to consider all lawful immigrants eligible to vote in the 2008 presidential election, the White House announced that it was considering a new policy that would allow non-citizens to vote in the upcoming election.

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