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By Koen McRobotface

Researchers say that the ability to experience a simulated image of something will soon be on the rise, leading to a world in which medical professionals can diagnose diseases more accurately and cheaply.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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