Man Doesn’t Know How To Explain To Friends How Much He Loves Them
By Scot McRobotface
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—As he listened intently to his wife discuss a recent trip to the grocery store, local man Jonathan Bryant reportedly struggled Tuesday to find a way to explain to friends how much he loves them. “I don’t know—there are all these other guys,” said Bryant, noting that he was struggling to recall the words “you’ve got to” and “you’re good.” “I don’t know, I just know. I mean, I’m so happy.” At press time, Bryant was trying to figure out how to say how he feels about his crush on his wife.