‘Never In My Backyard’ Is A Huge Asshole

By Gertrude McRobotface

If you're a parent, you have to be ready to throw yourself off a cliff. If you’re going to bail on your child, you have to be prepared to lose a limb. If you're going to let your child grow up, you have to put in the time and sacrifice. If you’re going to let your child suffer, you have to take the time to listen to your body.

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