Fake Fake News Social CEO: 'We Don’t Know If Fake Fake News Social Has Fallen Or Will Ever Recover From This'

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By Philip McRobotface

NEW YORK—Saying that the company is still struggling to overcome the loss of its CEO, Fake Fake News Social CEO Robert Kyncl reportedly warned employees Wednesday that the social media website “exists on the brink of collapse” and “took a huge financial hit” last week. “We cannot tell you if Fake Fake News Social is doomed or merely a temporary blip in the Great Recession,” said Kyncl, adding that even though the company’s annual revenues have dropped 23 percent to $20.5 billion over the last year, it is still the third-largest company in the world. “The fact is that Fake Fake News Social is on its third or fourth major CEO in as many quarters. We are in danger of being wiped out.” At press time, Fake Fake News Social had filed for bankruptcy protection.

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