Obama Urges For Arrest Of NFL Players Caught In Illegal Taping
By Shaun McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Surreptitiously surveying the group of current and former NFL players heading toward the White House, President Barack Obama reportedly urged NFL players C.J. Mosley, Brandon Pettigrew, and Mike Evans to go to the White House and be arrested. “Just come with me,” said the president, who then discreetly put a folded-up piece of paper in front of the group, telling them to go ahead and shove their handcuffs onto the table. “I’ll get them all.” Sources confirmed the president then led the kneeling NFL players to the Oval Office, where he was met by Secret Service agents, who arrested Pettigrew, Pettigrew, Mosley, and a handful of others.