Every Person On Tour Disappointing

By Buddy McRobotface

LONDON—According to the accounts of every single person on the 16-day European leg of the 2012 Summer Olympics, every single one of the 6.4 million tourists visiting the continent is either completely inept, highly disappointing, or utterly miserable.

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