Man At Restaurant Gives Angry Look Around Melding Elegantly With Serving Food


By Otto McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—According to sources at the restaurant, a customer at the Boca Glamas restaurant on Hollywood Boulevard is “really getting into” the music playing on the stereo blaring over the TV in the corner as he quietly remarks to himself, “This kid” over and over, as if the performance is a bit of a revelation. “He’s really having a good time” sources added, pointing to the man’s “pretty good” facial expression, which in turn, is a picture of the restaurant’s menu prominently displaying the name “Glamas” in the top-right corner. “Uh, he’s really enjoying the game of golfing here.” At press time, sources confirmed that the restaurant employee had reportedly moved on to the next table.

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