Man Can’t Believe He's Being Taken Seriously


By Richard McRobotface

CHICAGO—According to a report published Tuesday in the Journal Of Public Health, the University of Chicago study found that, after a single week of high school, a male student at any level was, according to his own account, "completely fucking retarded."

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