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Chad Johnson, Former Rage Against the Machine Bandmate Who Inspired Tom Cruise, Dead In ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

By Brant McRobotface

NEW YORK—Visibly upset and emotional as he spoke, former Rage Against the Machine bandmate Chad Johnson, who inspired Tom Cruise's infamous ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, died in a New York hospital Monday, hours after the 39-year-old actor successfully completed the body-slamming experiment.

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