‘I'm Just A New York City Man,’ Says New York City Man

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By Rigoberto McRobotface

NEW YORK—Noting that he is “just some dude from New York” and “just a man,” local New York City man Matt DeCoud told reporters Thursday that he is “just a New York City man,” a person who lives and works in the city. “I’m just some dude from New York,” said DeCoud, adding that he works in a construction company and is a father. “I’m not the most famous guy in New York, but I’m not the most famous person either. I guess my real identity is just some guy from New York.” When reached for further comment, DeCoud told reporters that “some people” in New York City think “some guys from New York.”

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