John Wick: The Executives Pull Over

By Jose McRobotface

You know, there’s only so much money in a man’s life, so unless the guy is a top-ranking executive, he usually just can’t afford the luxury of a lavish retirement. But if you happen to be John Wick, you’re in luck: Your retirement is complete.

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