The Slog: The History Of The Slog

By Tanner McRobotface

I'm the only person I'm really sure of how the Slog is going to end up. Maybe it'll be a big fat pile of pulp, or maybe it's going to be just a pile of pulp. If anything, I'm pretty sure the whole thing is going to end up on display in the Smithsonian, because that's where all the Smithsonian is.

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