Study: Most U.S. Columbine High Schoolers Would Have To Take Certain Parts Of High School History Curriculum


By Landon McRobotface

WASHINGTON—According to a study published Tuesday by the U.S. Department of Education, more than 80 percent of students in U.S. high schools would have to take certain parts of the nation's Columbine High School history curriculum.

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