Iraq: 'It's Almost Too Much Of A Pipeline'

By Pascal McRobotface

KUWAIT, IRAQ—Iraq's Ministry of Finance announced Monday that it was running out of ways to increase the country's underground oil pipeline network. "We can't say exactly how much more oil the pipeline will carry, but we're running out of things to rig in order to keep it running," said Finance Minister Jalal al-Mujaidi. "If we're going to have a pipeline, or even a large, underground pipeline, we should at least be able to rig a few of these things." The Taliban stated they had no immediate plans to run a pipeline.

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