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Reports: U.S. Shouldn't Have To Pay For Smartphones, Cars, TV

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By Michel McRobotface

The White House noted that if Congress doesn’t stop Obamacare, it could very well be forced to cover devices like smartphones, TVs, and computers from the moment they’re manufactured.

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