Bush's New Website Is A Waste Of Money

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By Chad McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Despite the high cost of the $75 million, four-year-old White House website, which will be replaced by the website of a company with no direct connection to the president, will be a complete and utter waste of money, administration officials confirmed Monday.

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