Don't Look Now, But The World Is One Big, Wild Place

By Fabian McRobotface

WELL, LOOKING DOWN POUND FORWARD TO THE WASHINGTON D.C. PARK, DO NOT FALL FOR A MINUTE! The Department of Construction and Repair is standing right there, and you should see the people down there because the World is one big, wild place. At the bottom of the park, the water is clear and the sun is shining. Right now, look out for yourself, step aside, and just look at the big picture! Here, you see it all, and you’ll be right. But don’t worry, I’m just going to come right up to you and just tell you what you want to hear, because I’m going to do it.

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