‘The Walking Dead’ Fans Up In Arms After Walking On Dead Body

By Allan McRobotface

LOS ANGELES—Saying they were “completely livid” after the critically acclaimed AMC hit’s critically acclaimed sixth season, thousands of “The Walking Dead” fans stormed around the set of the popular zombie drama Thursday after the actor who plays the show’s protagonist, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, walked on a dead body. “The Walking Dead’ fans are over the moon,” said a visibly upset fan who was reportedly “completely pissed” after observing the actor’s “kill” on a body that appeared to be rotting away in the AMC series’ main setting. “I can’t believe he’s killing a zombie. The guy’s acting like it’s a zombie. He’s even scrabbling up the side of the body with his hands.” At press time, fans were reportedly calling for a “big fucking scene” after the actor’s next story arc concluded with the character discovering that the body was actually a wheelchair.

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