King Of Kings, Antique Castle Built In Forgotten Territory

By Benny McRobotface

WOODEN, NE—Archaeologists from the University of Nebraska have excavated the remains of a 12th-century castle in the vast, remote region of the Antique Church of St. Peter in the Andes Mountains, establishing the largest structure of its kind to date.

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