New Trend: Pretending To Be Someone Else

By Jordan McRobotface

BOSTON—A new trend in which pretending to be someone else is used to mask one's real identity has resulted in a rise in the number of people cutting their hair, claiming to be a different person than their real-life counterparts, and even being themselves.

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