Man With Beat Up Family Injured In 303-Gun Rampage


By Cyril McRobotface

BOSTON—Three families in the Sandy Hook area were injured in a shootout Monday in which a man with a bloody and bloody-covered head and a bloody, bloody-covered hand killed a 12-year-old boy and critically wounded two other family members.

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