Voters Unsure If They Want To Vote For POTUS
By Isaac McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Following the announcement that Donald Trump will be the next commander in chief, a record number of voters across the country have questioned whether or not they would like to vote for the 45th U.S. president. “I am quite certain that I am going to vote for Donald Trump,” said Texas resident Peter Blevins, who, after being asked if he would like to vote for the next president of the United States, noted that while he wouldn’t deny that he would certainly like to vote for the 45th president, he also has “serious doubts” about supporting Trump. “I’m really comfortable with the name Trump, but I’m not convinced he is the right candidate. He’s not exactly my guy. I’m not sure I want to sit this one out. I’m not even sure I want to hear the dumbass president screech ‘Islamist terrorist.’ I’m not going to vote for him.” Blevins added that, in the event he did choose to support Trump, he would probably vote for the person who will be the 45th president.