I Guess I’ll Just Forget This After I Get Out Of Here

By Allen McRobotface

Well, I guess I’m really going to forget this now that I’m out of here. So let’s just say that I’m not exactly sure what I’m going to do now that I’m gone. I mean, I’m not sure how I’m going to react to this after I’m gone, but I might as well just sit back, relax and let the past couple months play out the way they’ve been planned out. After all, I’m not sure, am I? I guess I’ll just forget this after I get out of here.

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