Man Who Caters To Customers Only Called Him Twice


By Leo McRobotface

LANCASTER, PA—According to sources, Peter Stiles, the man who caters to customers only in the form of phone calls, regularly calls his credit card company to confirm the payment of his credit card bills, and then it's a matter of negotiation, according to the customer. "These are your business cards," Stiles said, as the man will rarely call Stiles for initial inquiries and then only when he's in a hurry. "So are you going to call me back?" Stiles then went to his car to check the air conditioner.

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