No One Can Tell If Man Who Chunked Out At 1 In 8 Births Is Going To Be A Kid
By Galen McRobotface
LITTLETON, MA—Exhorting the man’s family to come back to him with more ideas, sources confirmed Wednesday that no one can tell if David Paxton is going to be a kid or if he’s going to be a fat kid. “He’s just going to be there for the birth,” said friend Melissa Nicholson, adding that if she wasn’t already aware of his bad breath, that he is going to be a fat kid. “He’s not going to tell you anything, so you don’t have to worry about it. Just keep looking out for him, and keep him looking out for you.” At press time, sources were reporting that the man who was just a fat kid was going to be a kid again.