Mitt Romney: ‘If You Look At The Full Grand Bargain List Of The Citizens Of This Country, You’ll See They Are All A Little Bit Crazy’

By Monte McRobotface

LOUISVILLE, KY—In a fiery statement delivered during the first Republican presidential debate Wednesday night, Republican nominee Mitt Romney reportedly said that if you look around the entire country, you’ll eventually see that “all” the citizens of this country are “a little bit crazy.”

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