Obama Praying For Nation’s 'Bad Guys'


By Foster McRobotface

“Pray for us,” Barack Obama said during a television appearance Thursday, praying for the “bad guys” in the U.S. government. “God, you have to be praying for us too.” Sources confirmed that after the president prayed, the president kept looking at the president’s hand and said, “I’m praying for you, too.”

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