God Allows Dead Boy To Return To Living God
By Warren McRobotface
THE HEAVENS—Stunned by the massive shift in His beloved’s behavior, God recorded a statement Friday confirming that the dead boy that He resurrected from the dead is allowed to return to His real body. “Oh, my G-d—he is allowed to return to his original form,” said the Lord Almighty, who, upon hearing the boy’s lifeless voice in the darkness, immediately knew exactly what exactly had happened. “If I’m not going to be the one who’s talking to his family, what’s happened here?” At press time, a shocked God was still trying to figure out whether or not the boy was still alive.