Man Can Tell Guy Who Said There Was Nothing He Could Do About It Is A Bad Guy


By Emery McRobotface

CINCINNATI—Acknowledging that the guy’s words were probably just being a jerk and not meant for him, area man Steven Krogsgaard told reporters Tuesday that he can tell the guy who said there was nothing he could do about it was a bad guy. “I heard him out there saying there was nothing I could do about it, but I think he’s probably just being a total dick,” said Krogsgaard, who noted that while this guy’s words were probably meant as a compliment, it doesn’t mean he has to like him, or at least don’t want him around. “The guy might be saying that he’s really into the game and he’s into the game, but that doesn’t mean he’s bad. That’s him.” At press time, Krogsgaard was trying to get the guy to stop saying he was so angry and stressed out that he could barely stand to be around anymore.

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