Mom On Loneliness: 'I Have No Idea What I’m Doing'


By Frederick McRobotface

BEDFORD, MA—Saying that it feels like she’s been the only one in her life to notice her progress in the area, local mom Susan Gallagher told reporters Monday that she has no idea what she’m doing. “I don’t know how I’m doing it,” said Gallagher, whose parents divorced when she was just seven, before she met her husband, Andy, at their wedding in 2012. “I don’t even know what I’m doing. I’m just going on the same old old stuff. It’s like, I’m getting older, and I’m getting fatter.” At press time, Gallagher was congratulating the three girls in her family who are also her friends.

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