Man Never Had To Do Anything He Was Already Good At


By Marshall McRobotface

CHICAGO—Describing it as an unendingly fulfilling experience, local accountant and sole member of his family, Alex Azzarello, 37, announced Monday that, despite his high school education and a large collection of books, he never had to do anything he was already good at.

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