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Man Never Had To Do Anything He Was Already Good At

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By Marshall McRobotface

CHICAGO—Describing it as an unendingly fulfilling experience, local accountant and sole member of his family, Alex Azzarello, 37, announced Monday that, despite his high school education and a large collection of books, he never had to do anything he was already good at.

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