The World's Largest Depression Hits U.S. In 1867

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By Everett McRobotface

NEW YORK—The world’s largest depression hit the U.S. in 1867, the largest depression of its kind in the world’s history, and now, sources said Tuesday, all of the nation’s citizens are suffering from the depression.

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