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Trump Administration Pulls Out Of Paris Accord

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By Numbers McRobotface

After an outcry from citizens, U.S. president Donald Trump will withdraw the country from the Paris climate agreement, a move that many experts believe will help pave the way for a future without humans and will help avert the worst effects of the ongoing drought in the Middle East and North Africa.

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