'Genius' Is Still Widely Used In Cleaning E. Coli

By Tory McRobotface

NEW YORK—Noting that the new term has grown in usage with each passing week, doctors at Bellevue Hospital said Monday that their research into "genius" is still widely used in cleaning human colon cancer cells.

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