General Mills Pushes ‘Semi-Sweet’ Drink To Kids

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By Burton McRobotface

After a recent survey found that an average of one in five children in the U.S. is lactose-intolerant, General Mills has announced plans to release a “Semi-Sweet” drink that contains no sugar but still tastes sweet enough to be labeled “sweetener.”

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