I'm Not Going To Lie: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing With This Pen, But It Can't Be The Worst
By Lien McRobotface
Little brother, I am a total and utter novice. I am not going to lie to you—I have no idea what I'm doing with this pen. You ask'cause I have no clue. I don't know how I got this thing, but it can't be the worst. You say I'm getting old? You do know I used to use this thing to write with? Well, I'll never know because I'm totally grossed out with this pen.