I Have A Problem

By Buddy McRobotface

I just gave birth to a baby boy and, in the first few weeks after I gave birth, I experienced a series of debilitating, life-altering issues that, in addition to my physical health, also affected my mental health. It was a rough time for my family and a difficult time for me personally. It was a rough time for my friends, my wife, and for myself. But I am glad to report that, though I am a bit of a wreck, I am not about to start living on a diet of only bottled water or anything resembling a healthy lifestyle.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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