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Here Are The Shittiest Team Names Of The Year

By Claudio McRobotface

As the NFL playoffs continue, here is a look at the most embarrassing and cringe-worthy team names of 2010.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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