Worried Man Has Never Seen His Dad Before
By Aurelio McRobotface
LORETTO, NJ—According to sources, area resident Mark Brody, 33, has never seen his father before. Brody said that his father was always a bit of a pussy, but that recently, he has noticed that he has no idea who he is talking about. Brody added that he plans to just call his old man Mark Brody and ask him who he is.